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Learn to play Brockian Ultra-Cricket!
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RULE ONE: Grow at least 3 extra legs.
You won't need them, but it keeps the
crowds amused.
RULE TWO: Find one good Brockian Ultra-
Cricket player. Clone him off a few
times. This saves an enormous amount of
tedious selection and training,
RULE THREE: put your team and the
opposing team in a large field and
build a high wall round them. The
reason for this is that the crowds
can't now see what's going on and they
imagine it's a lot more exciting than
it really is. Crowd may even believe
they've just missed the most dramatic
event in sporting history.
RULE FOUR: Throw lots of assorted items
of sporting equipment over the wall for
the players. Anything will do - cricket
bats, basecube bats, tennis guns, skis,
anything you can get a good swing with.
RULE FIVE: The players should now lay
about themselves for all they are worth
with whatever they find to hand.
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Whenever a player scores a ' hit ' on
another player, he should immediately
run away and apologize from a safe
distance.
Apologies should be concise, sincere
and, for maximum clarity and points,
delivered through a megaphone
RULE SIX: The winning team shall be the
first team that wins.
Have fun! Grendel....
(D.Adams: The Restaurant At The End Of
The Universe)
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AAARGH, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS!!
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They are going to put water to whisky,
and other boozes in here Finland!!
And price of alcohols is rising again!!
Fuck you ALKO <= Finnish alcohol maker/
seller.
Hey party-boy, drink some KOSKENKORVA,
it is a traditional Finnish drink!! And
I quarantee, you have good party!!
(and better ones, when there are some
Finns on the party place!)
crap text... (Ami/Wizzcat)
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